seattlish:

Today is apparently No Pet Store Puppies day (according to the ASPCA) which makes it as good a time as any to remind you that Seattle is overflowing with options vis-a-vis pet adoption, rather than purchase.

A cool thing about Seattle is that we have basically no pet stores that churn out breeder…

spending the day before my birthday getting drunk, crying and playing pop-o-matic trouble.

things i don’t suggest: pouring boiling water on your hand.

things i don’t suggest: pouring boiling water on your hand.

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sometimes you get pretty drunk at west seattle street fair then you ask some dudes if they know where the southbound c line detour is and they say no, but we can drive you home but first they smoke you out then they take you home and you heat up tj’s gnocchi and then you smoke some more and eat it and pass out in your bikini top and booty shorts.

I WENT FUCKING PARAGLIDING YESTERDAY!

according to jessica, this is “a belly band, you use it to cover your regular pants when you can’t button them but can’t do maternity jeans.”

to me it’s my new tube top.

according to jessica, this is “a belly band, you use it to cover your regular pants when you can’t button them but can’t do maternity jeans.”

to me it’s my new tube top.

hm.

Tags: okcupid

come on, dudes. try a little bit harder.

Tags: okcupid

tastefullyoffensive:

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i am proud of the fact that i saw this photo and knew that was either a fiery doritos locos taco OR a volcano taco.

tastefullyoffensive:

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i am proud of the fact that i saw this photo and knew that was either a fiery doritos locos taco OR a volcano taco.

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